Yes, My Tastes Are Elevated—Thanks for Noticing

May 5, 2025

There’s something powerful about knowing exactly what you like—and not being afraid to demand it. Whether it’s wine with tasting notes you can actually pronounce, clothing that makes a statement without saying a word, or turning down plans because the lighting’s wrong... some of us just operate on a higher level. No apologies. No explanations.

The “I Have Elevated Tastes” tee was designed for those of us who sip in style, live with flair, and always bring the drama (in the best way). It’s not just a shirt—it’s a mood. A message. A polite way to say, “You could never.”

From the bold lavender retro font to the cheeky little wine glass, every detail says, “I don’t do basic.” And why should you? Life is short. Your T-shirt should be loud, proud, and ready to turn heads at brunch, Target, or the wine aisle at 11 a.m. on a Tuesday. (No judgment. We’ve all been there.)

This look pairs beautifully with:

• Your favorite vintage denim and a smug little smirk
• A blazer that says “boardroom,” and a walk that says “runway”
• Sweatpants and sarcasm—because taste isn’t about effort, it’s about attitude

Wearing this tee might not fix your credit score or get your ex to stop lurking on your socials—but it will make you feel like the effortlessly iconic person you already are.

Elevate your wardrobe. Elevate your energy. Elevate your everything.

Shop the look: Elevated Tastes Retro Tee